Every Stage of Your Relationship as Represented by Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry’s just announced their new “core” collection of ice creams with a column of fudge/caramel/jam running down the center. You won’t have to dig around for the best parts anymore, the Huffington Post explains, because the core structure means you’ll always have access to the best parts. At the Date Report, we were excited. This will improve all relationships, we thought! This will revolutionize the post-coital snack game! The binging-on-ice-cream-in-front-of-the-television game! The breakup game! And then we realized: Ben and Jerry’s is an essential component of every stage of a relationship. Whatever’s happening in your life, Ben and Jerry’ve got a flavor for that:
I Am Definitely Going to Meet Someone This Weekend Ice Cream

Vanilla Honey Caramel
It’s light and breezy and practically a health food — it’s yogurt — and who wouldn’t want to date you? No one, you think, tossing your hair confidently in your sun-drenched kitchen. No one wouldn’t want to date you.
Someone Just Asked Me Out And I Am Gloating Alone In My Underwear Now Ice Cream

Cake Batter
Cake is for celebrating. You have something to celebrate now, so you get cake.
I Am Currently On A First Date And We Are Eating Ice Cream Ice Cream

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
You’re playing it safe. You’re on your tip toes. You’re grabbing for childhood nostalgia. Cookie dough is tentative hand-holding and almost-kisses and realizing you both grew up with family dogs named Ruffles. Also, no one but a monster is going to criticize you for choosing cookie dough.
I Just Got Home From A First Date And It Was The Worst Ice Cream

Everything But The…
That date was terrible. You know what is not terrible? This ice cream. Think about the Heath Bar bites. Think about the chocolate covered almonds. And white chocolate chunks. And the peanut butter cups. Think about everything other than the fact that you just spent two hours of your life you’ll never get back listening to some guy explain the ins and outs of your own job, you know, the one in an industry he has never personally worked in.
I Just Got Home From A First Date And It Was The Best

Cheesecake Brownie
Success! Success deserves decadence! Decadence is Cheesecake Brownie. Cheesecake Brownie is the epitome of decadence.
We Just Had Sex For The First Time Ice Cream

Cherry Garcia
Classic. Refreshing. Cherries.
We’ve Been Together for 10 Months and It’s Going Well, Right? I Think It’s Going Well Ice Cream

Phish Food
It’s been almost a year. You’re in love, or you think you might be. Phish Food is for the Netflix stage, the possible drug-experimentation phase, the we-don’t-necessarily-shower-before-seeing-each-other-every-time-anymore halcyon days of almost-seriousness.
We Just Had Sex For The 134th Time Ice Cream

Greek Blueberry Vanilla Graham
You guys are starting to build a life together now, an adult life, a life that involves smart, mature choices. Smart mature choices, like buying frozen yogurt (with fruit!) instead of ice cream.
We Just Moved In Together Ice Cream

What A Cluster
You know what else is a cluster? Moving. That was awful. But it’s finally over, and now you get to reward yourself by sitting among your boxes, eating your peanut swirls right out of the carton. You two earned it. Also, you two haven’t unpacked your bowls yet.
At This Very Moment We Are Having A Huge Fight While Eating Ice Cream Ice Cream

Chocolate Therapy
Take solace where you can find it, which is in your freezer.
The Fight Is Over Now So Let’s Eat Ice Cream Ice Cream

Imagine Whirled Peace
You weren’t okay, but now you are okay, and that’s worth something. Caramel can coexist with sweet cream. You can coexist with someone who forgets to hang up her towel every. single. morning.
I Just Broke Up and I Feel Terrible Ice Cream

Karamel Sutra
Salty (like your tears) and sweet (like your memories), Karamel Sutra is made for eating in a single sitting. And that is exactly what you’re going to do, and goddamn it you are going to enjoy it.
I Just Broke Up and I Am Totally Fine Please Stop Asking Ice Cream

Chocolate Fudge Brownie
You’re okay. It was time. They’re okay, too. Everyone is okay. It’s sad, yes, but mostly, it’s an excuse to eat Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream. Everyone says that’s what you’re supposed to be doing, so you might as well dig in.
I Am Single And I Do What I Want Ice Cream

Coffee Caramel Buzz
Last night was super fun and yes, maybe you got drunk and left your phone in the cab, but you know what? That Swedish pop dance party was totally worth it. You don’t care and you love it. Coffee and whisky, that’s your thing now, and you deserve it.
No Seriously This Time I Am Going To Meet Someone This Weekend

Vanilla Honey Caramel
…It’s light and breezy and practically a health food — it’s yogurt — and who wouldn’t want to date you…


Roller Coaster Love – Lessons On Making Her Fall For You

An amusement park offers a variety of attractions, rides and other events – all designed to make anyone feel an excited and happy. The full bright colors, rides that give you the power to fly – all built to unleash the child in you.
When you first go in, anticipation kicks in and there’s an immediate sensory overload. All your problems go away, reality’s out the window, and you immediately focus on the moment – right here, right now.
This trick that amusements parks play on you and your emotions can help you understand how to make her fall in love with you. What you need to do is understand it’s mechanics and what it does to that appeals to your brain and create that feeling of “fun” instantly.

Here are just a few of the “tricks” amusement parks use that you can leverage to create more connection and faster attraction with women.
Create A thrill
The exciting rides like a roller coaster where you’re thrown fast up in the air and it goes down just as fast is the kind of thing you need to make her excited and thrilled. That “fast and the furious” feeling has that effect of making anyone let go of any inhibitions they may have.
That sensation you get – knowing you could possibly die – will make her bond with you on a deep level. She’ll lean on you for support and time will slow down and it’d be just you and her. Enjoying the moment.

Like in the movie “The Notebook” where Noah Calhoun (Ryan Gosling), a working class boy, falls in love with Allie (Rachel McAdams) who’s an upper class girl. There was this part where Noah walked out in the middle of the road and laid down. He asked Allie to lay down with her. At first she said no, but, after awhile conceded and lays down beside him. It was a thrilling experience for her.
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23 Foolproof Relationship Tips and Advice for Men

Are you having a difficult time understanding the girl you like?
Not able to connect with her? It’s as if she’s always misreading your good intentions, when all you want to do is to make her happy.
Check out the article I found. It was written by a woman for men going through this confusing situation. Take a look and see if the tips listed can help ease some of your fears…
Stay Alpha,
- Carlos Xuma

Title: 23 Foolproof Relationship Tips and Advice for Men
- By Alison Ricard

If there’s one thing I know about men, it’s how competitive they are.
I’m sure you’d agree.
You want to be the best in everything there is, be it your games, your work or your love life.
And that’s one of the things I love about men and their attitude towards life.
But then again, there’s one other really bad trait of men too, and this one, I absolutely hate!
It’s a man’s attitude to give up when he feels helpless.
Now all men aren’t the same, and every circumstance is different.
But when it comes to love, these traits are…
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Why you should never think “She’s out of my league”

Here’s a great article I want to share with you. Pretty sure we all had those moments when we saw a woman we felt is “out of our league”.
The cool thing about this article is…it was written from the “hetero” perspective. That enough should give us a lot of insight.
Check this out and let me know what you think – comment!
Stay Alpha,
- Carlos Xuma

Title: Why you should never think “She’s out of my league”
First, a note to the few self-proclaimed alpha-Males who clicked into this post simply because they can’t wait to swing their dicks around in the comments, touting whatever “system” they use to bed as many women as possible. Shut your pie holes. Here’s why:

Believe it or not, there are plenty of guys out there whose ultimate life goals don’t include ejaculating as often as possible. This isn’t about that.
Sometimes it’s not what you say, but how you say it. Those who say “Dude you just need to get confident and stop being a pussy” fail miserably in the delivery department when it comes to this topic.
Second, this is written from a heterosexual perspective, but plenty should carry over between the orientations. You certainly don’t have to be a straight male to fall into the “out of my league” trap.
Now, on with it.
#1. It doesn’t do you or her any…
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